CHESTER
Location: In Foster
Sex: Male
Color: Orange Tabby
Birthday: 4-5 Years
Meet Chester, a big orange boy who has appointed himself Head of Household Security, Cupboard Inspector, and Litter Box Quality Control Officer. No one hired him. He simply decided the positions were available—and he takes his responsibilities VERY seriously. And yes, this orange boy rocks a pink leopard-print collar with a bell. Does he care that pink leopard might clash with orange? Absolutely not. He wears it with confidence and honesty he pulls it off. If a cupboard door opens, Chester needs to investigate. Taking too long? Chester may just open it himself. Leave the door open for approximately 0.7 seconds too long? Congratulations! Your cupboard now contains one large orange cat. What is he looking for? We don't know. Has he ever found it? Also no. When Chester isn't crawling into places that were definitely not designed for cats, he can usually be found sitting proudly on top of the kitchen cupboards, surveying his domain. Chester has the jumping ability of a gazelle, the curiosity of a toddler, and the confidence of someone who has never once considered that he might not belong somewhere. When it comes to roommates, Chester tends to warm up to dogs faster than other cats. He'll still enjoy a good play session, though, because even the busiest cupboard inspector needs some recreational time.
Chester also enjoys affection—but please familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions:
YES: Kiss Chester on the head.
YES: Tell Chester he is handsome.
YES: Admire Chester.
NO: Pick up Chester.
Picking up the orange is not included in your membership package.
Then we need to discuss Chester's bathroom. Chester firmly believes every cat deserves a private luxury restroom experience. Sharing? Absolutely not. His litter box must be crisp. It must be clean. It must be maintained to Chester's standards. Failure to meet these standards will result in an immediate complaint to management. There will be no warning period. Chester also has a slightly unusual obsession: toes, he'll sniff them, roll all over them and even give a few enthusiastic licks. But don't worry he's not the type to launch a surprise toe attack while you're sleeping. Chester is a gentleman and respects boundaries. And finally: soft food, Chester is a huge fan. Excellent service. Five stars. No complaints. Chester would probably like to know why you're still reading his adoption profile instead of preparing it. Despite his impressive athletic career, cupboard trespassing, and general orange nonsense, Chester isn't destructive. He's simply a curious, goofy boy who loves exploring, playing, keeping watch, and stopping by his people for a well-earned head kiss. So, if your home is currently lacking a cupboard inspector, kitchen-cabinet gargoyle, bathroom cleanliness officer, professional soft-food enthusiast, and part-time head-kiss collector, we have excellent news:
Chester is accepting applications.
Sex: Male
Color: Orange Tabby
Birthday: 4-5 Years
Meet Chester, a big orange boy who has appointed himself Head of Household Security, Cupboard Inspector, and Litter Box Quality Control Officer. No one hired him. He simply decided the positions were available—and he takes his responsibilities VERY seriously. And yes, this orange boy rocks a pink leopard-print collar with a bell. Does he care that pink leopard might clash with orange? Absolutely not. He wears it with confidence and honesty he pulls it off. If a cupboard door opens, Chester needs to investigate. Taking too long? Chester may just open it himself. Leave the door open for approximately 0.7 seconds too long? Congratulations! Your cupboard now contains one large orange cat. What is he looking for? We don't know. Has he ever found it? Also no. When Chester isn't crawling into places that were definitely not designed for cats, he can usually be found sitting proudly on top of the kitchen cupboards, surveying his domain. Chester has the jumping ability of a gazelle, the curiosity of a toddler, and the confidence of someone who has never once considered that he might not belong somewhere. When it comes to roommates, Chester tends to warm up to dogs faster than other cats. He'll still enjoy a good play session, though, because even the busiest cupboard inspector needs some recreational time.
Chester also enjoys affection—but please familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions:
YES: Kiss Chester on the head.
YES: Tell Chester he is handsome.
YES: Admire Chester.
NO: Pick up Chester.
Picking up the orange is not included in your membership package.
Then we need to discuss Chester's bathroom. Chester firmly believes every cat deserves a private luxury restroom experience. Sharing? Absolutely not. His litter box must be crisp. It must be clean. It must be maintained to Chester's standards. Failure to meet these standards will result in an immediate complaint to management. There will be no warning period. Chester also has a slightly unusual obsession: toes, he'll sniff them, roll all over them and even give a few enthusiastic licks. But don't worry he's not the type to launch a surprise toe attack while you're sleeping. Chester is a gentleman and respects boundaries. And finally: soft food, Chester is a huge fan. Excellent service. Five stars. No complaints. Chester would probably like to know why you're still reading his adoption profile instead of preparing it. Despite his impressive athletic career, cupboard trespassing, and general orange nonsense, Chester isn't destructive. He's simply a curious, goofy boy who loves exploring, playing, keeping watch, and stopping by his people for a well-earned head kiss. So, if your home is currently lacking a cupboard inspector, kitchen-cabinet gargoyle, bathroom cleanliness officer, professional soft-food enthusiast, and part-time head-kiss collector, we have excellent news:
Chester is accepting applications.
